Quote from Barney in Columns
Barney: Paint me. Lily: Okay, I don't get this. You've been making fun of that painting all this time and now you want me to paint you? Barney: We knew we could torture Marshall because he has shame. I do not. In my body, where the shame gland should be, there's a second awesome gland. True story. Lily: Yeah, that's not the gland I'm worried about painting. Barney: [laughs] Yeah.