Ted: What's going on?
Mr. Druthers: Okay, fine, yes. Not that it's any of your business but my wife had a little spat a few weeks ago, and I've been sleeping here until she cools off.
Ted: Okay, well, uh, you're right. That is none of my business. Uh, look, there's no easy way to say this-- I...
Mr. Druthers: Who am I kidding? She's never gonna take me back.
Ted: It's okay.
Mr. Druthers: What did you want to say to me?
Ted: Happy birthday, buddy.