Quote from Ted in Columns
Future Ted: [v.o.] Druthers and I were alone in the office. If I was gonna fire him, this would be the best chance I'd ever have. Mr. Druthers: Uh, look, just a second, Ted. Ted: Uh, no, I, I really need to talk to you. Look, there's no easy way to say... What, what are you doing? Mr. Druthers: What are you doing? Ted: I'm standing here wearing pants. Are you sleeping here?