Marshall: It's a big deal because it rewrites our history.
Lily: No, it doesn't. Look, have you been to the Empire State Building? No. You've only been in the lobby. People don't buy tickets to get in the lobby. They buy tickets to get to the top. Scooter only got in the lobby, and the lobby doesn't count.
Marshall: Really. Excuse me, sir, uh, can you tell me how to get to the Empire State Building?
Man: Um, we're in it right now.
Marshall: Thank you, sir. You're a very wise and brilliant man.
Man: You're right. Why would I throw that all away? I'm having the best day!