Lily: Are you coming home?
Ted: Totally. But first, Lily, I owe you an apology.
Lily: Oh, for the love of God, are you as sick of apologies as I am?
Ted: Yes.
Lily: Can we just skip the apology and go straight to the forgiving?
Ted: Yes. And I promise, I will never ever call you a... you know, again.
Lily: That's okay. I was kind of a Grinch.
Boy: [o.s.] What's a Grinch?
Lily: Nothing. It's something you shouldn't say.
Boy: Mom, what's a Grinch?
[Stacy spittakes]
Both kids: Grinch, Grinch, Grinch...
Ted: Merry Christmas, everybody. [leaves]