Ted: Okay, don't tell your mom, but I got you guys some presents.
Boy: Like the gift of God's love?
Ted: No, dude, real presents.
Boy: Uncle Ted got us presents!
Stacy: That's okay, Ted, we'll just give them to charity.
Charity: Yay!
Stacy: Uh, not you, Charity. I meant the less fortunate. Ted, how would you like to say grace tonight?
Ted: Uh, you know what, why don't you say it. I really wouldn't know what to say.
Charity: Why don't you recite your favorite passage of scripture.
Ted: That's a great idea, Charity. But, really, I don't know. I mean how do you choose your favorite passage? It's the Bible; there's so many... great ones... And that one from Pulp Fiction's pretty cool.