Quote from Lily in How Lily Stole Christmas
Ted: [on the phone] Lily! Lily: Merry Christmas, assface. Ted: Um, Lily? Where are the Christmas decorations? Lily: At my apartment. Ted: You want to bring them back so we can celebrate Christmas together, please? Lily: Ted, do you know what I would do if one of my kindergartners used that kind of language? I would be on the phone with their parents. Ted: Yeah, I'm not a kindergartner. Lily: Exactly. You know what that word means. You know that calling people names is mean and hurtful, assface.