Quote from Ted in How Lily Stole Christmas
Lily: I'm... a what? Ted: I- That was Barney, that was Barney. Lily: That was you, Ted. Ted: That was Marshall. Lily: Marshall left a message for Marshall? Ted: You know, it may have been me, but it was so long ago. Man, that machine, it really garbles your voice.You know, it almost made it sound like I said... Lily: Why would you call me that?