Future Ted: [v.o.] Kids, as you know, Christmas is a time you spend with your family. So in December of 2006, I had three options. Spend it with my mom and her new boyfriend Clint, spend it with my dad and his new girlfriend micro-brewing, or head down to Staten Island to spend it with my super-religious cousin Stacy and her family. So I opted for none of the above and decided to spend Christmas 2006 in Manhattan, celebrating with my other family.