Quote from James in Single Stamina
James: Hey, bro. Barney: Don't change the subject. Let me see your phone. James: Why? Barney: I just want to see your phone. Let me see your phone. James: No, it's just a phone. It's just a phone! Well, it's got Internet access, and it's got a camera on it, and you can surf the Web and do the whole thing. It's so amazing how far technology has come. What kind of phone do you have? Barney: I got... Who is this? And the answer better be: "I don't remember his name." James: That is Tom. And he's my fiancé.