Lily: You know, that was, like, the third hot guy that James blew off tonight.
Marshall: Yeah, he's turning down shots, he's yawning, he's whining about his feet. He's as bad as we are.
Ted: He is. Wait, he's exactly as bad as we are. You guys don't think that James is... in a relationship?
Robin: No, there's no way. He's Barney's brother.
Marshall: Look at that. He's texting! [all gasp]
Ted: Oh, my God! He is in a couple.