Quote from Marshall in Slap Bet
Lily: Okay, I'm going to give you a choice. Either ten slaps right now in a row or five slaps that can be doled at any point from here to eternity. Marshall & Ted: Cool. Ted: Go with the 10 now. Robin: No, wait. Why get 10 when you can get 5? Ted: Yeah, but the constant fear of knowing that at any moment you can get slapped in the face would drive you crazy. Barney: I'm gonna go with the five for eternity. Robin: Good call. Ted: Horrible call. [Marshall reaches for his soda. Barney flinches] Marshall: Relax, dude, I'm just going for my soda, man. Take it easy. This is gonna be fun.