Barney: Gather around, Ted, you're gonna wanna see this.
Ted: Yeah. No, I don't. [Ted closes laptop]
Barney: What?
Ted: Robin wants to keep this a secret so it's gonna stay a secret.
Barney: Yeah, it's not gonna stay a secret. You see, in my research, I came upon a certain gentleman in Malaysia who is in possession of a certain video tape. He just emailed me that it will be up and running on MySpace in about... [gasps] Right now! [Barney opens laptop] Robin's world is about to be turned upside-down. I mean, I'm guessing.