Marshall: You guys, Chloe is not gonna do any of that stuff. She's a nice girl from Nebraska. She's not crazy. She's she's awesome.
Future Ted: [v.o.] But you can't avoid the crazy eyes forever. Sooner or later, the crazy comes bubbling to the surface.
Marshall: [answers phone] Hello?
Chloe: Marshall, it's Chloe.
Marshall: Are you the one who's called me like nine times?
Chloe: Yeah. Could you come get me? I'm in the middle of taking a test. Please. I'm so scared.
Marshall: Well, what's going on?
Chloe: This weird midget guy started following me and he was screaming at me and he had a limp and a big hump on his back and the police didn't believe me and I almost got trampled by a horse and God I must sound totally crazy to you right now.
Marshall: No. Pfft. Not at all.