Barney: All right, I'm going to head out, hit the bars. What are you going to do tonight?
Lily: Oh, I was just going to watch "Letterman" but, God this bed is so comfy. I wish you had a TV in here. [Barney turns on another wall-sized TV] Okay, seriously, what do you do for a living?
Barney: [chuckles] Please.