Quote from Barney in World's Greatest Couple
Lily: Wait, can I stay here maybe? Barney: Uh, I'd let you, but I don't have any room. Lily: You live in a two-bedroom apartment. You have one room just for your suits. Barney: Hey, I'm at a point in my life where my suits are my family. Look around you, Lily. You are in the heart of bachelor country, and as a woman, you are an illegal immigrant here. Now, you can try to apply for a sex visa, but that only lasts 12 hours. 14 if you qualify for multiple entry. Lily: Ew! ... is something some lame, judgmental chick would say, but I say give me multiple high fives. Barney: Wow, you really are desperate.