Quote from Barney in Ted Mosby, Architect
Robin: What do you think you're...? Barney? Barney: [tied to the bed] Thank God you're here. Can you help with this? I need nails. Robin: Okay, I'm totally lost here. Where's Ted? Barney: Ted? He's at work. Robin: How did you get here? Barney: Awesome story. As per usual.