Quote from Ted in Brunch
Ted: Serious talk? Mom, what...? He was kissing another woman. Don't you care? Robin: Mrs. Mosby? Virginia Mosby: Ted, we weren't quite sure how to tell you this... Alfred Mosby: Your mother and I are divorced. Ted: What do you mean you're divorced? Since when? Virginia Mosby: Oh, gosh, it's been about nine months now. Alfred Mosby: Closer to ten, I think. Virginia Mosby: Time flies.