Future Ted: [v.o.] As a 30th anniversary gift, I had flown my parents to New York for the weekend.
Virginia Mosby: Oh, I forgot to tell you, your cousin Jimmy had a wonderful time at that spa he visited.
Ted: You mean the spa the judge ordered him to go to to quit cocaine?
Virginia Mosby: Coffee?
Future Ted: You know, Grandma and Grandpa didn't like to talk about things that were uncomfortable, emotional, or in any way... real.