Quote from Barney in The Scorpion and the Toad
Barney: Dude, you were awesome last night. You were charming, you were funny. You were totally working that girl. Marshall: You went home with her! Barney: Yes, I did. But she told me that if it wasn't for me, you would've had a shot with her. So in hypothetical terms, you scored last night! All right! Hypothetical high five! ... Nice!