Woman: Hi.
Marshall: Hi. Look how sweaty my hands are! It's weird, right? Uh, sweat. Like this, smelly water coming out of your skin. It was nice meeting you.
Barney: I-I-I hate to interrupt but, uh... Do you like magic?
Woman: Umm... I guess.
[Barney makes a small explosion. When the smoke clears, his hand has "Um... I guess" written on it]
Woman: Oh my God!
[Barney does it again and "Oh my God" is written on his other hand]
Barney: Anyway, Marshall here is awesome. Salad in a bag? His idea!