Robin: This has to stop! Ted, we just started dating. We agreed we don't wanna move too fast and yet somehow we have a baby. He can't feed himself, he cries a lot, he keeps us up all night...
Barney: Have you tried breast-feeding? Nailed it!
Ted: They were together nine years. It's only been a month and a half. He just needs to go his own pace.
Robin: He slept on our floor last night Ted.
Ted: He watched a scary movie.
Robin: It is time for some tough love. We need to get him out of that apartment. He needs fresh air. He needs sunshine.