Quote from Lily in Mary the Paralegal
Mary: Wow. Why are you so tired? Lily: Well, I teach kindergarten and the school board took away my nap time, the kids' nap time. Barney: Lily, quit your job. Work at a private school. You won't have to deal with the school board, and you'll make a ton more money. Lily: Well, guess what, Barney? I don't base all my life decisions on how much money I'm going to make, unlike you and, sadly, my fiance. Marshall: Well, it's just an internship, for the record. Lily: Yeah, because if I did sacrifice all my values just for an easy buck, what would that make me? Mary: A prostitute. Lily: Exactly. Thank you, Mary.