Quote from Ted in Mary the Paralegal
Future Ted: [v.o.] Sandy Rivers was the face of Metro News One, the most low-budget cable news network ever. [flashback:] Ted: Sandy time. Sandy time! Ted from 2030: He was best known for his morning segment "In Today's Paper," during which he literally flipped through today's papers, reading them aloud to viewers. Sandy: Here we have, on the front page, a story about a... I guess, a guy in a superhero costume climbing the Empire State Building. Looks interesting. Ted from 2030: These idiotic filler pieces were a guilty pleasure of ours. Ted: Which Sandy do we want today? French Sandy, porn star Sandy...? Marshall: Yosemite Sandy, definitely. Ted: Excellent choice. I love this guy.