Quote from Barney in Mary the Paralegal
Ted: I haven't seen her in three weeks. She won't return my calls. Look, I shouldn't go. Marshall: You should definitely go. Look, it's a chance to show her you're still friends and that you support her. Barney: Or it's a chance to mess with her head by showing up with someone hotter. Even better, triple threat: hotter and bigger boobs. Ted: That's only two. Barney: Count again.