Ted: Yeah, put me down for two.
Robin: Really? It's three months away.
Ted: I know, but guys, I'm sorry, I'm going to say it. I have a feeling Victoria's going to be around for a long time.
[3 months later:]
Marshall: I'm going to miss Victoria.
Ted: I should just skip this thing entirely. Robin's still pissed at me after... you know.
Barney: You lied and said you were broken up with Victoria before you actually were so you could try to nail Robin and you wound up losing both girls in one night?
Ted: Yes, that's what I meant by "you know."