Lily: Good. He's going home.
Barney: He is so not going home.
Marshall: I cannot believe you just told him that.
Lily: What do you mean?
Barney: Lily, here's what you just said: "Ted, whatever you do, don't go up there. There's a beautiful girl who wants to have sex with you."
Marshall: "And then she's gonna make you some delicious juice."