Ted: Come on, pick up. Damn it, Victoria, where are you? Pick up, pick up!
[Ted imagines Victoria in the driver's seat of the cab]
Victoria: Cupcake?
Ted: No, thanks. Where are you? Why haven't you called?
Victoria: Oh, I'm out hooking up... with three other guys. Or maybe I'm a devoted girlfriend and I'm calling you right now.
Ted: Yeah. Why do I doubt that?