Future Ted: [v.o.] Kids, your grandma always used to say to me, "Nothing good happens after 2:00 a.m.," and she was right. When 2:00 a.m. rolls around, just go home and go to sleep. Case in point:
Ted: Hello.
Robin: Hi, Ted, it's Robin. Um, listen, I know it's late, but do you want to come over?
Future Ted: Let's back up a little bit.