Quote from Ted in Nothing Good Happens After 2 AM
[Ted imagining Victoria in Robin's bathroom] Ted: You're right. I owe you a real breakup call. I'll call you tomorrow. Victoria: Good. So you're gonna go home? Ted: Why should I have to go home? You know, there's every chance Robin's the woman I'm going to marry. Victoria: Ted. Ted: It could happen. And so really, what's it gonna matter in 50 years if I jump the gun by one night? Look, I-I know this is a moral gray area, but... It's Robin. And I'm exhausted. I am. I'm exhausted from pretending I'm not in love with her. I think that makes this okay. Victoria: Oh, please. You just want to get laid. Ted: Yes, I do. You got me. That is exactly what I want right now. And so what? I want this. She wants this. It's happening, and if you have a problem with it, don't be in Germany. It's been nice pretending to talk to you. Thanks for not calling me and good night. Victoria: That's not your phone. Ted: This isn't my phone.