Quote from Barney in Life Among the Gorillas
Marshall: I'm sorry, dude, this corporate thing, it's just... It's not for me. Barney: Oh, of course it's not for you. It's for Lily. Marshall: What? Barney: Marshall. Lily's a catch. But do you really think you're going to hang onto a girl that great without the package? Marshall: The package? Barney: The package. The house. The car. Sending your kids to a great school. A vacation once in a while. Marshall: Lily doesn't care about that stuff. Barney: Well, no-- now she doesn't, but how's she going to feel in a couple years, when she's supporting you on a kindergarten teacher's salary while you're off in court defending some endangered South American flying beaver. [Marshall chuckles] Barney: I know.