Future Ted: [v.o.] Kids, when it comes to love, the best relationships are the ones that just come naturally.
Ted: My first solo batch.
Victoria: Um, I think those need to stay in the oven a while longer. Here's a professional tip. If it's still runny, it's not a cupcake. It's a beverage.
Future Ted: Yeah, well, things with Victoria were fun, and easy, and uncomplicated. It was pretty great.