Quote from Ted in Drumroll, Please
[flashback to Ted and Victoria at the wedding:] Ted: You know, there's one little flaw in our plan. Victoria: What's that? Ted: I'm gonna go home tonight with a lot of great memories and one really sucky memory: the memory of you walking out that door. Victoria: Hey, Ted. Ted: Yeah? Victoria: Close your eyes, and count to five. [Ted closes his eyes] Ted: One, two, three, four, five. [Ted opens his eyes to find Victoria gone]