Quote from Lily in The Wedding
Lily: Claudia is getting married tomorrow and so help me God, if I catch you even so much as breathing the same air as her, I will take those peanuts you try to pass off as testicles and I will squeeze them so hard your eyes pop out and then I'll feed them to you like grapes. Barney: Wait, my eyes or my testicles? Lily: One of each. Barney: All right, all right.