Barney: I was unfairly punished because the wall belonged to the judge's church.
Ted: You peed on a church?
Barney: I peed in an alley which happened to have a church which I did not see because I was drunk.
Ted: Oh, you are evil.
Robin: Now, all's right with the world again.
Barney: OK, fine, so a judge is making me do this but I'm still doing it, and kicking ass at it, BTW. [points to his "Volunteer of the Year" picture]