Quote from Barney in Belly Full of Turkey
Kendall: Barney, you need me to sign your time sheet, right? Barney: Yeah, right. Thanks. Ted: Barney. Barney: Yeah, what's up? Ted: You have a time sheet? No one else has a time sheet. Barney: Yeah, so? Ted: All right, let me see that. Barney: That's my private personal business! Ted: Court-mandated community service. Robin: Oh my God, you're on probation? What did you do? Barney: That's my private personal business.