Kendall: Barney, you need me to sign your time sheet, right?
Barney: Yeah, right. Thanks.
Ted: Barney.
Barney: Yeah, what's up?
Ted: You have a time sheet? No one else has a time sheet.
Barney: Yeah, so?
Ted: All right, let me see that.
Barney: That's my private personal business!
Ted: Court-mandated community service.
Robin: Oh my God, you're on probation? What did you do?
Barney: That's my private personal business.