Quote from Ted in Matchmaker
Ted: There are no women for me out there? I thought you said there were eight. Ellen: I know. There are supposed to be. I don't know where they are. Ted: But, I'm an architect. And you said I'm cute. I'm a cute architect. Ellen: How do you think I feel? I have a 100% success rate. It's my hook. I could probably find somebody for you if you were gay. Ted: Well, I'm not. Ellen: A little bi maybe? Ted: No! You're messing with me, right?