Ted: There are no women for me out there? I thought you said there were eight.
Ellen: I know. There are supposed to be. I don't know where they are.
Ted: But, I'm an architect. And you said I'm cute. I'm a cute architect.
Ellen: How do you think I feel? I have a 100% success rate. It's my hook. I could probably find somebody for you if you were gay.
Ted: Well, I'm not.
Ellen: A little bi maybe?
Ted: No! You're messing with me, right?