Quote from Barney in The Slutty Pumpkin
Hula Girl: Wait a minute. You're that lame army guy. Barney: What? No no, that's some other guy and he was a kick-ass fighter pilot Hula Girl: I cannot believe I gave you my number Barney: Yeah, well, you did, thanks. Hula Girl: Well, give it back. Barney: Uh, I don't think so. I earned it fair and square. I'm calling you. Hula Girl: But I'm never gonna go out with you. Barney: But how will you know it's me? I'm a master of disguise. Yeah.