Quote from Barney in Okay Awesome
Barney: Ted, bring your coat, we're leaving. Ted: What? What happened to that, uh, cutlet you were grinding with? Barney: That was my cousin, Leslie. Ted: [laughs] What?! Barney: No, no, no. We are not laughing about this, Ted. This is not going to be some funny story that we'll be telling in a couple months. It's not gonna be like, "Hey, remember that time when you were grinding with..." No! And you know why? Because, italics, this night did not happen. And you promise me that you will never, ever, ever tell another soul what transpired here tonight. You promise. Promise.