Quote from Ted in Return of the Shirt
Natalie: Okay, "what's going on" is, you broke my heart over my answering machine... on my birthday, waited three years for me to get over you. Tracked me down, begged me to go out with you again only so you could dump me three weeks later. Again on my birthday! Ted: No, it's... It's not like that. I'm just... It's, it's, it's... Natalie: What?! Ted: I'm just like super busy right now. Future Ted: [v.o.] Remember when Natalie said. [flashback:] Natalie: I have my Krav Maga class in half an hour. [back:] Future Ted: Turns out Krav Maga is not a kind of yoga. It's a form of gorilla street fighting developed by the Israeli army. [Natalie kicks Ted from across the table]