Barney: There she is. Hey, is it cold in here, because I can kind of see Robin's nickels? Now for your next challenge.
Robin: No, there is not going to be another challenge. I don't care how much you offer me.
Barney: Oh, search your soul, Robin. You and I both know this wasn't about the money. Sure, Metro News One pays you jack and hey, a little green salad on the side's good for you, me and Mr. McGee.
Lily: Seriously, who talks like that?
Barney: What baby really likes is the thrill of pulling one over on those bean counters, who under appreciate you and still haven't promoted you. And for two more hundy-sticks, baby's going to look in the camera and say this... [whispers in Robin's ear]
Lily: Ew. I'm just assuming.