Barney: Why are we still sitting here? Let's go! We can still make last call. What do you say, Lil? [pirate accent] Yo, ho ho and a bottle o' rum? [silence] 'Cuz you're a pirate...
Lily: Okay, eye patch gone. And we can't just abandon Ted. If it doesn't go well up there he's gonna need some support.
Marshall: It's been like twenty minutes. You think they're doin' it?
Barney: You think they're doing it in front of the dogs?
Marshall: Doggie style. [laughs]
Barney: I had this girl in college; she had a golden retriever-
Lily: Okay, we can go to the bar, just stop talking.