Marshall: I'm sorry, Lily. I'm so sorry. Take us to the hospital.
Cabdriver: Whoa, whoa, whoa. Did you hit her?
Lily: Hit me? Please, this guy could barely even spank me in bed for fun. He's all like, "Oh, honey, did that hurt?" and I'm like, "Come on, let me have it you pansy!" Wow, complete stranger.
Cabdriver: No, no, no, no. It's okay, go on. So these, spankings, you in pajamas or going "au naturelle"?