Lily: Wow, you're cooking?
Marshall: Yes, I am.
Lily: Aww. [kisses Marshall] Are you sure that's a good idea after last time? You looked really creepy without eyebrows.
Marshall: I can handle this. I think you'll find I'm full of surprises tonight.
Lily: So there's more surprises? Like what?
Future Ted: [v.o.] Marshall was in his second year of law school, so he was pretty good at thinking on his feet.
Marshall: Boogity boo! And that's all of them! I'm gonna go... cook.