Robin: Ted, I can't believe how much trouble you went through to get this for me.
Ted: It really wasn't that much trouble.
Robin: Yes, it was. You always go big for me.
Ted: Not as big as Barney. Canadian rehearsal dinner on ice - big. The way he proposed - huge.
Robin: Yeah, but think about it. Those are the most loving things that Barney has ever done for me, and they're all based on lies. Right down to taking credit for this locket.
Ted: That's not fair. I told Barney to take credit for it.
Robin: Which he did without blinking an eye. Because lying is second nature to Barney. Everything's legendary. You know what "legendary" means? Not real. I mean, the man's initials are "B.S."
Ted: If it helps, I'm pretty sure Barney Stinson's a fake name. I'm kidding.
Robin: You're the one who always comes through for me, Ted. The one who's there for me. Maybe I'm making a mistake.
Ted: Wait. What-what are you saying?
Robin: Maybe I should be marrying you.