Quote from Ted in Gary Blauman
Ted: Wait. Did you say "Gary Blauman"? Marshall: Yeah, why? Ted: I hate that guy. Marshall: Why? Ted: Remember a few years ago when I read that biography of Teddy Roosevelt? For weeks after I read it, I only wanted to talk about one thing. [flashback:] Ted: Teddy Roosevelt was the coolest guy ever. Barney: [groans] That's it. No more books, Ted. I don't like the person you become when you read books. Robin: Here's the deal: You get to tell us one more interesting fact about Teddy Roosevelt. One more, and then you're done forever. So make it a good one. Ted: Okay. He went blind in one eye... from getting hit too hard in a boxing match... while he was president. Barney: Wow. Robin: That's a pretty good one. Ted: Right? Oh, and when he was at Harvard... Barney: Shut up!