Ted: The battle raged on.
[flashback:]
Steph: In a way he was...
All: The archetype of the modern politician.
Steph: Oh, my God.
Ted: [telepathically] Dude, knock it off.
Gary Blauman: [telepathically] Knock what off, bro?
Ted: [telepathically] This is my apartment, my Teddy Roosevelt conversation. I get the girl.
Gary Blauman: [telepathically] Oh. So the fact that you're the incumbent means she should just pick you? Tell that to William Howard Taft.
Ted: [telepathically] You're calling me Taft? If anyone's Taft, you're Taft.
Gary Blauman: [telepathically] I'm not Taft. I'm Teddy.
Ted: [telepathically] The hell you are. My name is Ted.
Gary Blauman: [telepathically] Yeah, right.Go sign the Payne-Aldrich Tariff Act, Taft.
Ted: [telepathically] Ah! How dare you?
Steph: Skinny-dipping in the Potomac River.
All: [laugh]