Quote from Ted in Daisy
Ted: Now, a simple question. When Lily and Marshall are apart for an extended period of time what is the one thing Lily always does? Marshall: Cry? Barney: Masturbate? Billy Zabka: Karate? The Captain: Go sailing? Ted: No. When Lily and Marshall are apart... for a long period of time... Lily... always... starts smoking again. Marshall: That's true. She does. Ted: Happened when she went to Paris in college. It happened when she moved to San Francisco and last week, it happened again. From the moment Marshall left for Minnesota, Lily's been secretly puffing down the ciggies like a 46-year-old grandma at a Reno slot machine. Problem was, come Friday morning she knew she'd have to quit again. Cold turkey. And it wouldn't be easy. She tried to make it a whole car ride without a fix, but couldn't. She pretended to be annoyed by perfectly reasonable things, like my stylish driving gloves and my appreciation of the historic Van Otterloop manse. All so she could have one last smoke on the train. But afterwards, her breath told the tale. And that's why, when she got to the hotel.. Lily... was chewing... gum. Lily never chews gum.