Quote from Marshall in Daisy
Marshall: Alright, Captain, what the hell happened here last night? The Captain: Well, it was just after four bells... [flashback to The Captain answering the phone in the middle of the night:] The Captain: Ahoy? Lily: Hi. I know it's late, but I've gotta get out of here. The Captain: [v.o.] So I sent the car. When she got here... Becky: Lily, what a lovely... Lily: Can I use your powder room? [present:] The Captain: And then she went to the powder room. She was in there quite a while, actually. Barney: Probably a deuce. Go on. The Captain: And when she came out, she had to leave right away. It was odd. But I assure you, nothing inappropriate happened between me and your wife. Marshall: Captain, I understand what you're saying, but what you don't understand is that Lily is my wife and I love her way too much to behave rationally now. En garde! Barney: This is the best day of my life.