Marshall: And, look, some good came out of this, seeing you like that, we all vowed never to get that drunk again.
Ted: Well, actually, I didn't, but I will now. Never again.
All: Never again.
Future Ted: [v.o.] Kids, no matter how hard we try, even the best of us go a little too wild sometimes. And in those moments, we all need someone who loves us to help us rally.
[flashforward to New Year's Day 2022:]
The Mother: [grunts]
Ted: [whispers] Happy New Year.
The Mother: Okay, that was way too loud. You're practically screaming.
Ted: What you need is Stinson's Hangover Fixer Elixir.
Future Ted: Even if that means lying once in a while.
The Mother: Does it work?
Ted: Totally works. [She gags] It's normal. Totally normal.
The Mother: I love you so much.
Ted: I love you too. [footsteps approaching] Oop, oop. Better drink it fast.
Both: Mommy!
Ted: Hey, look who it is! Get her!